1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair.2. Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."
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